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英语笑话爆笑超短A maintenance man墓地守墓人【英语阅读】

A maintenance man in a cemetery He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物，我叔叔下面有1000个人。他真是一个大人物。干什么

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英语笑话短文The Fish Net鱼网【英语阅读】

The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼

2016-04-04立即查看

The New Teacher新老师英语笑话欣赏【英语阅读】

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four

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英语笑话带翻译what time it is现在几点了【英语阅读】

现在几点了 The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, Start singing very loud. How will that help? said the second boy. Just do it, insisted the first. Both

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超短英语笑话欣赏The poor husband可怜的丈夫【英语阅读】

The poor husband You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wro

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英语爆笑小笑话Who's More Polite谁更有礼貌【英语阅读】

Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he go

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愚蠢的问题Stupid Question英语笑话短文带翻译【英语阅读】

愚蠢的问题Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going

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英语笑话短文带翻译Only One Instance头一例【英语阅读】

Only One Instance Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word Fool. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregatio

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英语笑话短文A Thank-you Note一封感谢信【英语阅读】

A Thank-you Note一封感谢信 Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. Thank you very much for your help, the note read. As a g

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英语笑话对话带翻译Two roaches两只蟑螂【英语阅读】

Two roaches 两只蟑螂 Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are

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英语笑话A school report学校成绩单【英语阅读】

A school report The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read, English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair. and he gave a glance of disgust at the

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英语笑话Clever Bobby聪明的博比【英语阅读】

Clever Bobby Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. The boy is only two years old, he said, and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me

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英语笑话带翻译A Smart Parrot聪明的鹦鹉【英语阅读】

A Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉 A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings1. Well,

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He Won他赢了英语笑话短文带翻译【英语阅读】

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟

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