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　　【参考译文】：结束我们的专题新闻节目中，电视广播员说，我们现在到克拉布利亚的通心粉域。通心粉在这个地区已经种植了六百年。两个主要种植者，朱塞佩里卡尔多和摩尔多瓦布拉班特告诉我，他们一直期待着今年种植和收割要比往年早。在这里您可以看到两个工人，他们之间，刚刚割了三车金黄色的通心粉。整个村子都日夜集脱粒今年的作物在九月的雨季。在右边，你可以看到Brabante太太本人。她已经帮了她的丈夫三十年了。Brabante太太正在和当地加工厂的经理在作物加工。这最后一个镜头显示你收获结束时将发生的事情：著名的卡拉布里亚吃通心粉大赛！目前的冠军弗拉特里先生，自1991以来，年年获胜。和今天的专题新闻节目到此结束，星期四，四月1。现在我们回到电视演播室。

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　　To end our special news bulletin, said the voice of the television announcer, we're going over to the macaroni fields of Calabria. Macaroni has been grown in this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading growers, Giuseppe Moldova and Riccardo Brabante, tell me that they have been expecting a splendid crop this year and harvesting has begun earlier than usual. Here you can see two workers who, between them, have just finished cutting three cartloads of golden brown macaroni stalks. The whole village has been working day and night gathering and threshing this year's crop before the September rains.

　　On the right, you can see Mrs. Brabante herself. She has been helping her husband for thirty years now. Mrs. Brabante is talking to the manager of the local factory where the crop is processed. This last scene shows you what will happen at the end of the harvest: the famous Calabrian macaroni-eating competition! Signor Fratelli, the present champion, has won it every year since 1991. And that ends our special bulletin for today, Thursday, April lst. We're now going back to the studio.