愚人节整人的精彩小问题10条

2018-01-09 14:18:32 由嘉欣 173分享

　　愚人节最典型的活动还是大家互相开玩笑，用假话整蛊对方。下面是小编为大家分享的是在愚人节这天可以用来整人的10条精彩小问题，赶紧看过来吧！

　　愚人节整人10条小问题

　　(1)找一个朋友，让他先说10遍“老鼠”，然后再说10遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”.

　　(2)还有请人朗读古诗“暗湿竹，暗湿绿，暗湿透春竹，暗湿透春绿”，“卧梅又闻花，卧枝伤痕低”之类.

　　(3)

　　你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么?”

　　他想了一想说：“不确定，涞(LAI)?”

　　你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢?”

　　他80%会说：“...什么字?有这个字吗?去?”

　　其实应该是“法”......

　　(4)

　　伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几”

　　再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几”

　　再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1是几”

　　10人里最多1人答对

　　(5)

　　甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃

　　饭了吗?他说“没有”，你叫什么?他说“没有”。唉，对了，你听过这个故事么?

　　乙：没有。

　　(6)

　　甲:世界上什么老鼠有两条腿?

　　乙:……

　　甲：给点提示，一个卡通人物

　　乙：米老鼠

　　甲：那世界上什么鸭子有两条腿?

　　乙：唐老鸭

　　甲：你家鸭子不是有两条腿?!

　　(7)

　　随便找3个东西，比如3个杯子吧，你敲第一个时让你的朋友说“忘”，敲第二个说“情”，第三个说“水”，美其名曰测试你朋友的反映速度，几次之后，不停的敲第一个，你的朋友如果跟着说“忘，忘，忘，忘，汪，汪，汪，汪，汪，……”呵呵，效果就出来了。

　　(8)

　　找一个MM，说是测试她的英文能力。由你说一个单词，MM说这个单词的第二个字母。开始时随便说几个，接着好戏开始。

　　先说husband,MM会说u(you);再说wife，MM会说i(I)

　　重复，明白了吗?

　　(9)

　　问比1大的数字有吗对方说有

　　再问比10的的有没有对方说有

　　直到说到100000

　　最后问比你傻瓜的有没有对方回很警觉的说“没有".

　　(10)

　　数学心算题题... 不准用笔，纸或计数器，只可以心算......

　　1000 加上40 ......得未... 再加1000 ... 再加30...

　　再多1000... 又再加20... 现在再加多1000... 再加10...

　　总和是多少?马上回答!

　　答案：仔细拿笔算一下，是4100

　　精彩愚人节的英文笑话

　　1.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?

　　the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!!

　　father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you

　　2.a man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks(打) him on the head with a frying pan. "what the hell was that for? " he asks. "that was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name mary ellen written on it, " she replies. don 't be silly, " he says. "two weeks ago when i went to the races(赛马), mary ellen was the name of one of the horses i bet on. " she seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(打，俚语) him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. when he comes around, he asks again, "what the hell was that for? " "your fucking horse just phoned. "

　　3.a couple goes to an art gallery. they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. the wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. the wife asks, "what are you waiting for? " the husband replies, "autumn. "

　　4.wife to husband: you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss.

　　husband: piss on him! wife: you did and he fired you!

　　husband: fuck him!

　　wife: i did and you can go back to work tomorrow.

　　愚人节整人短信

　　·听说你在沙漠里快要渴死了，此时飘来一仙女，仙女给你一杯鲜红的果汁喝，你一饮而尽，好喝，再来一杯，仙女红着脸说：不好意思要等下个月!

　　·考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办?(打一歌名)《至少还有你》呀!

　　·施主：你今日所穿的内裤颜色凶多吉少，行事不利，万望即刻脱下扔进茅厕，以保平安。善哉善哉

　　·怎么回事?刚才拨打你手机，铃声响后手机提示语音说：对方正在裸奔请稍候在拨。真不敢相信!再次拨打又说：对不起，您拨的用户已奔出服务区，请稍候再拨。

　　·那天你拿刀狂砍一头猪，猪逃进一个死胡同，只听猪跪地向你求饶：本是同根生，相煎何太急!

　　·你是我心中的太阳，可惜下雨了;你是我心中的月亮，可惜天阴了;你是天上的长娥落到人间，可惜脸先着地了。

　　·如果有一颗星星掉下来砸在你的头上请不要惊慌因为那是我求老天爷送给你的礼物从此以后你将过着无忧无虑的生活因为你傻掉了