英语笑话--聪明与和平

　　Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.

　　I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.

　　Then I asked him to give me brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

　　有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。

　　我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

　　然后我请让我变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”