儿童简单英文幽默小故事带翻译(2)

　　儿童英文幽默小故事(四)

　　A Boy and a Monkey

　　Mike is a little boy. He is only five years old. He is too small to go to school. So he can not read and write.

　　One day he stood at my desk with a pencil in his hand. There was a big piece of paper on the desk. He wanted to draw a picture of himself. He drew lines and cleared them out, then drew more and cleared them out again. When I looked at the picture, he wasn’t happy. “Well,” he said at last to me, “I’ll put a tail on it and make it a monkey.”

　　He began to add the tail. I began to laugh.

　　男孩和猴子

　　迈克是一个小男孩，他只有5岁。他太小还没有上学，因此也不会读和写。

　　一天，他手里拿着一支铅笔站在我的桌子前。桌子上放着一张大纸，他要画自画像。他画了几笔就擦掉了，再画几笔，有擦掉了。当我看一幅画时，他很不高兴。 “好吧，”他最后和我说，“我就再加一条尾巴，把他画成一只猴子吧!”

　　他开始加上小尾巴，我大笑起来。

　　儿童英文幽默小故事(五)

　　Sun the Ice

　　Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.

　　晒冰

　　从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。

　　两个小时后，他还没回来。

　　她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。

　　她问他：“怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?”

　　“我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。”笨人回答道。